I'm not even going to bother putting up he warning this time... I am convinced no one actually likes this thing. It is so incomprehensibly boring! What was it I said about the rifle spear? "It's a metal stick that turns into... a longer metal stick!". The church pick is the same, but if the spear part bent and you took out the rifle... you know, the best part of the rifle spear! This thing may be in need of the most drastic redesign I've done yet!
Ok, what are the faults with the church pick? First of all, It is in the DLC, where it's competition is a moonlight greatsword that shoots lasers, A hammer that causes explosions, a tentacle... thing and a buzzsaw on a stick. This thing needs to stand out more, so it needs to not be like any other…Read more >
Oh... fuck yeah. I've been wanting to do this one for while!
!!!WARNING. tHE FOLLOWING CONTAINS OPINIONS, NEW IDEAS AND CHANGES. READER DISGRESSION IS ADVISED!!!
The tonitrus. The weapon people used when they kept getting one shot by Rom. This was once, a long time ago, one of my favourite weapons. They were simpler times, and I was a simpler man. "A weapon that doesn't change and just gets an elemental buff so I don't have to learn a second moveset? count me in!". That may have worked in 2016, FromSoftware, but I have learned, and like the old ones that have been beaten with this thing, my brain has developed and bloated into a horrifying glob of tentacles and ooze! You can't hide how lazy your designers were when they made this anymore. Yo…Read more >
(Requested by boom boom geno)
And I thought the last one would be controversial....
The threaded cane.
!!!WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS OPINIONS, NEW IDEAS AND CHANGES TO A BELOVED WEAPON! i AM NOT HERE TO SAY IT IS BAD, OR INSULT YOU FOR LIKING IT! PROCEED WITH THIS IN MIND AND ENJOY!
With that in mind, this weapon is as interesting to look at as vanilla ice cream with air flavoured topping. I'm sorry, but when looking at the three starting weapons, the cane just looks the least interesting. When looking at it's design, it has a similar problem to the rifle spear... it just looks like a metal stick. I know, it's a cane, and that's what canes look like, but you know what isn't a metal stick? a whip, yet when you transform it, you just hold …Read more >
Bloodborne is a masterpiece of a game. Well polished, complex combat and action. A dark, horrific style. Intense, rib shattering bosses. And to top it off, some of the most incrediblly unique, powerful transforming weapons... For the most part.
I expect to be torn to shreds like a greased pig in a shark tank for this, but I fucking hate the rifle spear. This weapon is horrifically disappointing. Its damage is fine, but it just looks boring. It is a metal stick that turns into... a longer metal stick! WOW! No, this thing could use a spruce up.
Ok, so he're my idea. Keep the one handed form pretty similar, maybe make it a bit more attractive, but the powder kegs weren't overly fond of flashy appearances, so the spear looks fine. When it transf…Read more >
Hello, friends. Yesterday I thought I'd mix things up a bit and get my old Wii out and see how the games hold up. Obviously, the graphics haven't aged well at all, but at the same time they are still some fun games. I came to realize that no matter what, I'll always like those old wii games partly for nostalgia, partly because of how cool they were at the time, and partly because, well, I grew up with them. It alsos still has the game that I downloaded from the wii store, so I found my self grinding on the first Legend Of Zelda game. And I have a question for you guys- Did you guys have a Wii, and If you do, when did you get it and what was your favorite game?
P.S. I know this one is short, but I dont really have much else to say. The only …
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Hello pals. I wanted to talk about my least favorite part of quarantine- Google Classroom. In all honesty, I think I'm learning about 77 percent less than if I was in an actual classroom. If I have a question, which I have a lot of, I'm supposed to make a private comment on google classroom, which none of my teachers have responded to. I'm also not a fan of the fact that it doesn't even seem like they're grading it, but i'm still doing it just in case.
Also, my school computer is broken. If it dies, which it does, the battery will refuse to recharge, and I'll have to take it to the repair technicians at my school. Which are unavailable, so I have to use my home computer. But I just love the fact that if my chromebook dies, which it does a…
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April 2, 2020. 11 day of quarantine.
Hey guys, I just wanted to talk about an old game that used to be my favorite computer game.
Marble blast gold was a 2002 indie computer games developed by monster studios. The premise is very simple- roll a colorful marble from the start pad all the way to the end pad. However, while that sounds easy, there are other factors- hazards such as mines, oil spills and even tornadoes will often be scattered around to try to knock the marble off of the platforms. There are also various power ups that affect gameplay such as speed boosters and shock obsorbers.
The levels are split into 3 sections- Beginner, Intermidiate, and Advanced. Beginner levels are essentialy tutorials, while the Intermediate levels are …Read more >
Greetings. Welcome to the first episode of my new blog series. These are just going to be random posts about random things during my time being quarantined. Without further ado, let's get my new series started.
Hello, pals. Today is Wednesday, April 1, 2020. This has been day 10 of my quarantine. I decided today that instead of staying inside all day, I would go out and do something fun. Unfortunately, my parents are extra protective of me during this time due to my respiratory issues. I had walking pnuemonia a few months ago, and just recently got over the lingering symptoms, so I'm not mad at them. Instead, I started working on a prop for a costume, which kept me occupied for a while. I don't have too much else to say, but I will post a …
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(Daniel and Fredrick are waiting for class to start. Grace hasn’t arrived yet, and The Lancer is over an hour late. They don’t understand what is going on.)
Daniel: Class was supposed to start over an hour ago.
Fredrick: And where’s Grace? She’s usually the first one here.
Daniel: I know. This is very odd.
(Suddenly, both Grace and The Lancer enter the room. Grace is clearly trying to resist smiling. Daniel and Fredrick are both a little creeped out.)
The Lancer: Alright. Sorry that I’m late. I was…. busy.
Daniel: I can see that.
Fredrick: Me too.
The Lancer: Got something to say?
(The Lancer begins to open his mouth to speak, but all of a sudden, he hears his bestial mistress screaming in another room.)
The Lancer: (Sigh) I’ll be rig…Read more >
For this list im going to first do trick weapons then do firearms. This will probably be quite biased, i havent tried every weapon but really the only one i havent is rakuyo and bloodletter but im gonna rank them anyway, also this is based on there moveset design and just overall how fun they are. Also a quick note all the weapons before tonitrus are ones i truly dislike (saif is a sorta dislike, ludwigs and amygdala i despise).
26. amygdalan arm
i just despise this thing, its really not that fun to use and it just doesnt have the right moveset for me, and im the person that mains ugs ga and gh. i changed it so none of the letters are capitalised just to show how much i hate it.
25. Ludwigs Holy Blade
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Before I start this blog post, I want to say one thing. I know I have been fairly inactive lately, but now that I'm on summer vacation, I hope to be more active.
The other night, I had a nightmare. I was a hunter in yharnam, armed with only a tonitrus and a few throwing knives. I made my way through yharnam, slaughtering everything I saw. I made my way to Cathedral Ward, but it was nothing more than a hellscape of burning buildings and rioting citizens. Suddenly, as with all dreams, I was in the small courtyard to the right of the grand cathedral. The two hunters there were wrapped up in writhing tentacles of human flesh, and impaled with bits of bone. Being a dream, I ignored most of the chaos and walked over to the gorge and looked down.…
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This is just the next chapter in my latest story. My thanks go to anybody who reads it, and I hope you enjoy it. Cheers.
Jack sat at his desk, all the information on the Great Ones he had laid out in front of him. As he went through all of it, his memory started playing tricks on him. He remembered his experience with the “divine beings”. He remembered how easily it crushed him. When he opened his eyes, he saw 13 sitting directly across from him, smiling. “How di-What are you doing here?” 13 didn’t say anything, but he just kept smiling.
Jack sighed, then he asked, “What can you tell me about the Great Ones? I need to know.” 13 finally spoke, “That’s better. I can tell you so much Jack,” 13 leaned in closely, “but the real question is: How f…
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Quick note: every weapon in this game is good if used correctly. Any weapon can be viable, but I hold biases like anyone else.
26. Church Pick
I dont like this thing, it looks ugly and it ruins the fact that the final reward for beating the game is also a scythe (I know this is a pick axe, but i dont care) and its just boring.
Brittle, brittle, brittle. This thing will break if you put it away too hard, and I admit it is pretty good against Rom and a few other bosses, but you can get the same effect with bolt paper, which you also get for beating the same boss you get this piece of junk from. (Note these are the only weapons I do not like so the rest of the ranking will be pretty positive)
24. Kos parasite
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In the lit-less corner of Saint Laura street, a hallowing, desperate cry of a woman echoes the dark, fetid-smelling alley, followed by the wet sound of blood splatter the dirty walls and the cracking sound of bone being snapped and flesh being torn from ribs. Sirena the Maddie was killed, again, in that dirty and dark corner, and by that one-eyed Blood-starved beast, which I call Jacky. Jacky tears out her left thigh and hungrily digging his jaws into her belly. Blood and guts spilling everywhere. Jacky always has this terrible table manner. From the top of the bell tower, I slowly watch the beast and wait for my chance.Read more >
That's not new to me. It's full-moon tonight and I was late to come to her rescue again, and again, what I was after was …
Well, it's been a while. We all probably remeber when this wiki was a lot more active. But that happens when a game is out for a while. Eventually, there are no more secrets to find. Of course, I feel like some of us led a rebirthal of sorts when we were all actively making fanfictions. Those were some of the funnest days of my life so far.
Now, don't go thinking that I'm leaving or anything. I'm just setting the stage for this poem I've written in order to pay homage to all of our greatest stories, as well as serve as an introduction for a new story Plague Before Yharnam, which will begin publication after I finish The Blackthorn Incident. I hope you all enjoy it, and expect the next chapter very soon. Comments are welcome, as always.
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Here are my ideas for bloodborne. I wrote this down last year but never posted it anywhere. Hope you guys enjoy. Well, it was written in a note so expect lots of grammartic errors.
Traps: "coffin torpedoes" - exploding coffins in Chalice Dungeons & Powder Keg workshop.
Traps: "Davinci scythed cart" - found in Central Yharnam, Hemwick Charnel Lane, Powder Keg workshop. Unmaned, small cart rolling from the top of a ramp. Can be destroy by cannon, meleeweapons (hard).
Pitch black additional rite: A unique rite that cut off the supplies from Hunter's Dream, and also most of the light sources in the dungeon. The Hand Lantern, Torches are now limited use. Oil Urns can be used to refill Hand Lanterns and Torches in this mode. The da…
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Here are a few weapon prototype designs I made. Feel free to tell me what you think, and give me some constructive criticism as well! Most of the ideads aren't quite finished, so a lot of the stuff will be coming soon. Ooh, suspense!
1. Molotov Launcher
This one is pretty self explanatory. It would look like a Victorian age potato launcher, if you can imagine that. It would use molotovs instead of bullets, but it would give the molotovs more range than normally throwing them. It would also launch them faster, making it almost like the Black Sky Eye when it comes to speed and range. It would have the recovery speed of the Blunderbuss.
2. Bestial Spine
This one is probably one of my favorite ideas. I describe it as a mix between the Threaded Can…Read more >
The Cycle: By Gabriel *********
The world was black, bleak, the very definition, of a void. It didn’t have eyes, so It didn’t have any comprehension of what was around it. It didn’t have ears, so It was oblivious to the passage of the beings of which it owed It’s making. It didn’t have a mouth, so It couldn’t communicate. And nor did It have a body, the thing, just existed. Itself wasn’t even aware It was alive, for It had no consciousness. However, this changed, when, It cannot remember.
“Aren’t you excited?”
It woke, The Being had never experienced this before, well, It had never experienced anything at all really.
“You’re going to be a Fairy, and live in a world where time doesn’t effect you.”
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There was a personal facts trend that seemed fun to do, but instead of just telling you, I'll do it in the form of 2 truths and a lie. There will be a few different sections, and you will have to guess.
Okay, here we go. The first one will be Bloodborne-related things
1- I have the platinum trophy in bloodborne
2- I killed the Orphan of Kos all by myself
3- I tore apart the living room when the Defiled Amygdala killed me for the 50th time
This next one is going to be about my personal life
1- I have 3 dogs
2- I love Legos
3-I hate Thai Curry
The next category will be about wiki-related things.
1- I've never read any of the fanfictions people make
2-I'm trying to be more active in the discussions
3- I got one of my messages on the discussions wall edi…
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1 Week Later
“Get me out of here! I want out!” The patient screamed. Plague looked over at him and sighed under his mask. “Of course you do Mr. Blake. But you are sadly still insane. Your encounter with blood-madness has left you with a considerable case of schizophrenia. I am prescribing you an increased dose of medication.” Plague gestured, and two guards took Mr. Blake away.
Chris entered the office and said, “Well, another job well done. What’s next?” Plague hesitated, then said, “I would like to observe the patients in the Cellar Ward. I must say that curiosity has gotten the best of me.” Chris nodded, then said, “Follow me then. And try to keep your wits about you.” Plague and Chris walked all the way to the Cellar Ward, where Chris un…Read more >
I must say a few things:
Sorry about the strange boldness of the font, for some reason it does that when I copy and paste the chapters from my Google Doc. Also, if anyone wants to see the chapters before they are released here, give me your email account and I'll share the doc for you to see.
Also, this chapter is an exposition chapter, so don't be disappointed by the lack of action. Enjoy.
Jack awoke with a start. He looked around, and found himself back in the carriage. Jack heard the strange noise again, and found it to be Amelia snoring directly into his ear. He then saw that Michael was staring at him strangely.
“What?” Michael continued staring at him, but said, “You were saying some strange things in your dream. Before you woke up, you …
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Chapter 2: The Dream
The carriage hit another pothole, and Jack was getting sick of it. He was jolted from his nap once again, and this time he looked around. He saw Michael was getting impatient, and Jack related to him. Jack was about to attempt to go to sleep, as he had many sleepless nights since the destruction of his facility, but then Amelia leaned on his shoulder and groaned. Jack could see that she was a little green in the face.
“Do you need anything?” Amelia looked at him groggily and replied, “I need to get out of this carriage. Any longer and I’m going to vomit.” Jack nodded sympathetically and turned to Michael, “How much longer to the asylum? I’d rather not have my wife throw up on me.”
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Just a quick note, this is meant to be read right after the prologue, but that's just for effect.
Chapter 1: Catalyst
1 Month Earlier
Jack snapped out of his daze, and continued to study the latest specimen that had been brought before him. The man was completely insane, writhing and roaring in his cell. Jack looked at the patient’s notes and read that the man was quite far along the path to beasthood.
Michael came forward and asked, “So, what do you think we should do Jack?” Jack looked at him and said, “I wish I knew. If only we had more research on the effects of blood-madness, and how it propels one towards beasthood at an alarming speed. Sadly, it usually comes down to killing the infected.”
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Harris ran through the hallways of Blackthorn Asylum, while something followed him from the dark. He couldn’t see it, but he could hear the laughing. All he could hear was the laughing, and his own breath. He found a glimpse of hope when he saw what appeared to be two guards up ahead.
“Help.” He said, gasping for air, “Help. Get me out of here…”
But then he heard the laughing grow much louder, and his vision blurred for a moment. When his vision restored itself, he saw that the guards were not human. Not anymore. With a growl they both jumped at him. He moved out of their path, and watched in horror as they flailed blindly at nothing, all while letting loose vaguely human screams and wails of pain.
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Someone made some good suggestions, so here's a quick update. What I changed was the arena, and a few of the attacks.
Opening Cutscene- You would walk into the same arena that the orphan of kos would be in, but there is nothing there, since this would be before the fishing hamlet was raided. As you walk closer to the shore, a cutscene initiates. The hunter would walk right to the water, and small waves would lap at their feet. The waves would get bigger and bigger, and a suddenly, a huge tidal wave would appear, and the hunter would take a few steps back, not knowing what to do. The wave would sweep them away, and the cutscene would end with a shot of the ocean.
The Arena- The arena would be a large shallow lake.There are a few trees stickin…
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I decided to try my hand at writing. This is the end result....
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Once upon a time, a kid decided to go train surfing. He hopped on to a freight train heading west, and decided to ride it all the way to the next destination. Unfortunately, the train conductor saw him, and stopped the train and threw him over the train bridge. The kid landed in a river and ended back in his hometown. He never did anything eventful again in his life. The end.
Earlier I mentioned having a boss fight for executioners so they didn’t have to murder Logarius. I think the name should be The Lost King of Cainhurst. Note that he’ll only be available to those who commit to the executioners, but he only appears after my proposed cutscene where Logarius gives you the crown without a fight after recognizing your oath to the executioners and dies peacefully. When entering the queen’s chamber, another cutscene is triggered where fog envelops the player and he is transported to an arena with a ring of pillars around and decorated like the rest of the castle with gargoyles, paintings, and candles. Then a man will materialize. He wears the knight set and a special crown. His body has a wispy effect similar to t…Read more >
Hello, all. I came up with a minor concept a while ago, but I wanted to share it. In the DLC, whe see Kos as a deflated, washed up corpse that has a Baby. Or whatever that thing is. Anyways, the concept was if Kos was a boss fight, and at firs it was just a fun little thought, but I took some time to expand it and design a layout. So here we go.
Opening Cutscene- You would walk into the same arena that the orphan of kos would be in, but there is nothing there, since this would be before the fishing hamlet was raided. As you walk closer to the shore, a cutscene initiates. The hunter would walk right to the water, and small waves would lap at their feet. The waves would get bigger and bigger, and a suddenly, a huge tidal wave would appear, a…
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I feel like the Cainhurst/Executioner questline could have gone a bit differently. Maybe Alfred could have given you the radiance rune later, and that leads to a split in the story. I would have liked it if equipping the radiance rune allowed Logarius to recognize you as an executioner and in some cutscene he gives you the crown and dies in peace. I know this makes it too easy if you just join the executioners so maybe you add a Vileblood boss. It could be the dead king, or even a knight that survived the attack and gained some grand power. It would definitely diversify the questline and make it so the executioners playing the story don’t have to kill their beloved martyr.Read more >
Hello everyone! For my first writing in a while, I actually wanted your opinion. I will provide about four options, and I want you to comment on which one you want me to write next. Then I count each option and so forth. The deadline will be Saturday morning. Okay, here we go...
A story that features the return of Jack, he returns home for the funeral of his mother. Upon his arrival, he learns from his eccentric father that his mother is actually missing, presumed dead. However, Jack gathers his determination and sets out into the dark and cold forests around Ebonshire, along with an old flame by the name of Angela. As they set out though, the infamous First Snow begins to fall, making Jack's quest to find his mother more difficult than it …
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Have you ever noticed that every significant keeper of the Ancient God (Amygdala) has holes and streaks in its head, as well as head's peculiar form (resembling a seed or an egg), and has fire in its arsenal? I think that the Demon from the cut content of the game was also supposed to guard Amygdala in the dungeons. The head of Amygdala also resembles the head of the Watchdog and the mask of the Keeper of the Ancient Gods, but she does not have fire attacks in the arsenal (the Laser does not count), and the head is not egg-shaped. Does Amygdala impact on her followers? Or is it their own "Raisin" that unite them?
Here is another question: which of the Amygdala is real? Those who hang on buildings in the real world are illusions, of course, …
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The Blackstone Legion
There in the cell he sat in defeat, he was leading the charge against one of the Iron Legion’s forts. He and his troops were winning the battle as the ram slammed against the large wooden doors. He cut down all who opposed him for he was a Centurion, a warrior who was part of a great empire, a protector of the weak, right hand man to the emperor himself, and commander of armies. As the battle raged on, the lord of the fort made a desperate decision; they had prisoners, viking prisoners. He said he and his knights would release them from their cells and leave free men if the aided them in the battle, and they accepted. Just after the door was broken the vikings started spilling out of the breach to face the Cen…
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I realized that I haven't made another list for a few months. Today, I will be talking about my favorite enemies. I might make a least favorite enemies in the near future.
Undead Giant (Enemy version) - Undead Giants are very cool. To me, they are a version of the church giant who actually puts up a fight. It's also a very memorable fight for me, being that it was my first chalice dungeon boss fight. My favorite version is probably the Cleaver and Cannon one, and my least favorite is probably the dual blade version. Overall, they are a very cool enemy with a cool concept behind it.
Old Hunter - Old hunters are badasses. They are difficult for new players, and weild some of my favorite weapons. I like how almost every one of them has somethi…Read more >
When it comes to weapons, some are functional and powerful, while others are aesthically gifted. Welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re-Oh sorry- Welcome to Harry Pothead’s Top 10 Weapons that just look too good. Period.
10. Chikage This one makes the list because it’s a katana, and katanas are badass. It’s pretty low on the list because I personally think it doesn’t fit those meant to wield it, the Cainhurst Vilebloods. Knights should have more knight-like swords, not katanas. Also, while being a trick weapon, it doesn’t really transform. This is part of the reason I don’t like the Hunter Axe, because it just transforms into a bigger axe.
9. Kirkhammer So to start this one off, I’ll spoil it and say that I’m not including Ludwig’s Holy Bl…Read more >
This is a list of my favorite albums of all time. This is completely biased, since half of the albums are Trivium albums. Regardless, I hope you enjoy this list. I’ve been working on this list for 4 months, and what you are about to read is a revised version, since I thought that the original was too long. In this list, I’m gonna to go over why I love each album, state my favorite and least favorite songs, and then give a ranking of every song on the album. It should be noted that the numbers 1 and 3 spots open up with 90 second instrumentals (titled Snøfall and The End of Everything, respectively) which I’m not going to count as songs because they aren’t really songs on their own. Here you go:
Number 10: The Sin and the Sentence (Trivium)
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It's been a while since I last wrote something. I didn't know how to continue my 2nd fanfiction so I decided to drop it. Now I got the ideas for this one. Hope you guys enjoy it.
A nightmare quest
Dear unfortunate reader. I think I know you have seen what others couldn't and are already desperate as you choose to read this book. And the fact that you can read this book proves that you have seen things others couldn't. My books are not as frightening as the Necronomicon of the mad Arab, but several ones can drive readers insane as well. So the first question in your mind might be: are nightmares real? They are, to some extent. So what causes nightmare and why they tend to repeat? Only two things can cause repeated nightmares, my dear reade…
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Note: I tried to make this as least biased as I could. If you have another opinion, feel free to tell me.
Before you get mad at me for liking the Tonitrus, just hear me out. It can pack one hell of a punch if you just give it some love, and it really shines in Pthumerian and Isz dungeons. The only major problem, most players agree, is the durability. But of course, we have bloodgems that can help with that, but overall, this weapon is very "Meh" among most players. Except me.
#9 Kos Parasite (Bare fist moveset)
The Kos Parasite is very unique, being that it has two forms. However, it's so called "Original" form is nothing special. While it has the potential to do a moderate amount of damage, it is really only effective for dedicat…Read more >
Snake Balls are masses of venomous snakes conjoined to a single body. Snake Balls typically have one dominant head that control the whole mass, this dominant head is notably lager then the other hands.
Snake Balls are typically found in the Forbidden Woods and in the Loran chalice dungeons. Most snake balls prefer to stay above ground but there have been known instances of Snake Balls burying them selves to ambush unrespecting prey.
Now fighting Snake Balls is actually a very easy afar. Snake Balls have very slow movement and are only a threat at close range. However, they are capable of rapid attacks that hit multiple times, this in turn can build up their poison very quickly.
Great Snake Balls true to their name, these are the stronger, lag…
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Hello everyone! I understand that I've been absent for quite a while. A liar would say I was suffering from writer's block, but the truth is I was hiding in shame. I must admit that I wasn't proud of The Hunt Returns (which will be the subject of my next remaster) and I've decided to write something that seemed to work last time. A comedy focusing on Van Helsing! As you can see by the title, it's going to be based off of Disney's The Princess and the Frog, but with a little originality. Enough to avoid getting sued. Enjoy!
Jonathan Van Helsing was sitting at his table, staring fondly at his new chandelier on the ceiling, when he heard the front door open suddenly. He jolted, and quickly screamed, "If this is a robbery, the lady across the r…
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(The Lancer is lying in his bed, staring at the ceiling. It is one of the very few occasions that he isn’t wearing his mask. He has his hands on his stomach, and is waiting for his students to arrive. He then starts talking to himself. Or is he.....?)
The Lancer: I like deer. I really do. They’re majestic creatures. I wish that I had a helmet that looked like a deer skull. (turns to his bestial mistress) Do you like deer?
(She can’t talk, so she nods her head, and makes cute dog noises)
The Lancer: I wish that you could talk. (No response)
(She tries to go to sleep, but the Lancer grabs the back of her head, and pulls her in for a kiss. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door, starling the Lancer and his mistress.)
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"Kept you waiting huh"
And you thought I forget about this, in truth I didn't have feel to start it back up, well till now. Let's start this shall will we?
Bloodlickers are large, flea-like creatures. Their skin is greyish and they have long flowing grey hair. Despite having an extremely slender body, they have large, swollen and transparent stomach pouches, what many hunters believe are filled with blood as it has a deep red colour. The size of their pouch can vary from being extremely large and rendering them unable to move, or be relatively small. Bloodlickers also sport a very long tongue that they use to lap up blood or as a means of attack.
Bloodlickers where once the nobles of Cainhurst, evidence of this is that lot Bloodlickers appear…
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This is the set worn by the Lancer in 'The Lancer's Bloodborne Academy'. I'm thinking about making a fanfiction about him in the future.
- Mask of the Lancer: The mask of this set is really cool. It's a metal mask that looks like a skull. It kind of resembles Corvo's mask in Dishonored, but is darker in color. Similarly to another set that I've made (The Nameless Lancer's Set), the headpiece comes with a hood attached. It looks the same as that one, but is black instead of red.
- Cloak of the Lancer: The chest piece is pretty cool. It has a black cloak that looks like Darkhollow Mantle in the game 'Destiny'. The main part of the chest piece is a black leather coat that looks similar to the Charred Hunter chest piece, but is not damaged, and is b…
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I accidentally found this great work while browsing bloodborne images on Imgur. The Author is Qizeaqfile.
Although the timeline and the story are all his assumption, hence not canonical. But it's still a great fan-made manga to read. Also, he made Dark Soul manga.
Chapter 11: Maria the scholar
Chapter 12: Forbidden Blood
Chapter 13: Friend
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I'm just going to jot down some random stories that happened to me.
I went to the grocery store with my dad the other day, just to get some doughnuts. Before we did this, we had got our car's glass redone, and there was tape on the window while the glue dried. Anyway, when we were at the store, some crackhead lady came up to us and said "Nice tape. I can show you an easier way to do that." The only thing my dad said was "maybe next time."
One time I went to a gas station for some road trip snacks. When I went up to the counter, the clerk said "You're killing me Smalls." I didn't say anything back. Then the clerk says "I'm surprised you didn't get that." "What?" I asked him. "Your shirt" He said. I looked down, and I was wearing a Goonies sh…
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Hello, friends of the wiki! Today, I will be giving a countdown to all the lovely (or not, as the case may be) areas of Bloodborne. I know someone who has already done this, so I would like to thank him for his encouragement. Now, wthout further ado, let's get started with this list.
#20 Nightmare of Mensis
I don't think anyone likes this area, so I will keep it short. I have 3 major complaints about the area, the biggest issue being the frenzy. I have died to that frenzy an embarassing amount of times. The next is the Nightmare Apostles. I don't necessarily mind spiders, except for under 2 circumstances: When they are in my house, and when there are 15 of them chasing me down a hallway. The last is everyone's favorite person... I think you …Read more >
This is it. The last chapter in this story. I started 'Wrath of the Bloody Crow' in April, and it's August. I've been writing this story for almost 4 months. This chapter is okay. I can't say that I love it. The last three chapters of this story are among my least favorites that I've written. This chapter is called "The Day That Never Comes". I don't love it, but you might disagree with me. Here you go.
After Gehrman’s workshop burned down, Gehrman, Maria, and I started going to Antal’s house. We were going to end this once and for all. Antal and Morrak had to pay for what they had done, and we were going to make sure that it happened. We were going to send them to hell where they belonged. Nothing would stop us. Nothing would keep us from …
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That stupid orphan is kicking my ass so much, its embarrasing. I honestly need help like strategy tips and such. I've read his page very thoroughly, but i still can't figure out what to do. Any tips will be well appreciated.Read more >
So I recently finished my first playthrough of Bloodborne. I had heard about a boss called Martyr Logarius and how hard he was. So when I made it to him I was expecting a hard fight. I beat him pretty easily on my second try. Can anyone tell me why he is supposed to be a hard boss?Read more >
Want to know more about me? If not, then too bad. Here you go:
- I am The Nameless Lancer.
- I'm 18 years old.
- My first name is Jake.
- I was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, on May 8, 2001.
- My favorite bands are Opeth, Trivium, Black Veil Brides, Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Five Finger Death Punch, All That Remains, Asking Alexandria, Iron Maiden, and Bullet For My Valentine.
- My favorite non metal band is Three Days Grace.
- My favorite movie is a tie between 'The Hitman's Bodyguard' and 'Van Helsing'.
- My favorite TV shows are Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Into the Badlands, Vikings, Adventure Time, and Justified.
- My favorite video game is (obviously) Bloodborne.
- I love Michael Bay movies.
- I give 0 fucks about politics.
- My favorite historical figure is …